Perhaps, Sabotage Is An Exaggeration

More like— Clowns Make Joke Of Nuke Missile. God only knows what might have happened if one of those big clown hammers actually struck the nose cone of that missile while the warhead was armed... it's a damned good thing those clowns got to "eat a lot of gravel" when the guards arrived on the scene. The last thing we need to do is encourage more clowning around with nukes by failing to respond to such antics with anything less than the trademark violence and brutality Americans have come to expect from their military police.