Attention Hebisner!

[Via Avram, at Making Light]

I think we may have found your candidate for President of the United States of America.

The American Secret Service have launched an investigation into one of the candidates for the presidency in 2008 – after he pledged that as President, one of his first acts would be to impale President George W. Bush.
[...]
Sharkey told The Columbia Chronicle about the visit: 'They were telling me, when they were interrogating me, that their job was to protect Bush even after he's out of office. I'm looking at them like, “Oh, you're going to defy me when I become president?”
[...]

Sounds like an interesting Supreme Court case to me.