Stoopidest Thngz Evar Sed, Part 0x7FFFF!

Think Progress has the awful bleating of Dick Morris explaining the Flypaper Theory of American counter-terrorism:

MORRIS: I think that withdrawal from Iraq — it obviously gives al Qaeda a huge victory. Huge victory. On the other hand, if we stay in Iraq, it gives them the opportunity to kill more Americans, which they really like.

One of the things, though, that I think the antiwar crowd has not considered is that, if we’re putting the Americans right within their arms’ reach, they don’t have to come to Wall Street to kill Americans. They don’t have to knock down the trade center. They can do it around the corner, and convenience is a big factor when you’re a terrorist.

Go ahead and watch the video clip if you can stomach it. He says it just like it reads.

At this point, the horror of FauxNews™ is more than my feeble brane can take. I feel like I'm sitting across the table from Citizen O'Brien in 1984 as he patiently delivers a completely frank explanation of the regime's inner workings, free of all official propaganda, given with the complete assurance that nobody has the power to use the information gained in any way dangerous to the regime[*].

If you want to know an accurate picture of the future, imagine a size-12 men's stiletto-heel pump stamping on a 19-year-old soldier's face, forever.

[*] Verbiage ganked from the Wikipedia entry on Mustapha Mond.