Sunday, June 26, 2005

GRRRRRRRR...

/bile=on
Okay...this is a perfect example of the kind of shit in the MSM that is making me limb-gnawing angry. Via Daniel Schorr at NPR:

"And now the public support for the war in Iraq is declining in the face of a more determined insurgency than we expected."


Oh my freekin' God...

Strychnine? Sean? Am I dreaming this?

Is there no end in sight?

I can recall a time when the three of us could not open our mouths in public without the phrase asymetric war of attrition that the U.S. is totally unprepared for..." emitting from our collective grills. I remember people fearing to address us, or even look us in the eye for dread that we would expound on the totally fscked-up insurgency that we were biting off in Iraq.

And now, these people have the bottomless gall to act shocked and surprised when the insurgency does exactly what we were ... I hestitate to say predicting, because that would presume that we had some specialized knowledge or experience allowing us to draw conclusions and prognosticate in an area that most people would have no ability to do so ... let's say pointing out the hideously obvious.

So you will excuse me Mr. Schorr if I am deeply disappointed in you, a newsman I generally admire and respect, for being either completely full of shite, or ignorant to extent that should automatically disqualify you from ever doing radio news analysis ever again...

/bile=off

Friday, June 24, 2005

And The Enemy Here Is Who Again?

[ Via Brad DeLong ], here comes an interesting thought experiment from Jeanne at Body And Soul.

Can you tell, without peeking at the linked articles, which group of torturers is on our side?


The key phrase, of course, is "on our side," as you might expect. The articles aren't talking about American troops doing the torturing. Remembers, our valiant boys and girls aren't really cut out for that kind of work, so when we have a job for the professionals— we hire out to the best.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Dean was right...

Of all places, the Weekly Standard has an interesting article (via Kevin Drum) on how Dems could become competitive in the south. Its about the Dem consultant that helped Mark Warner win in Virginia. It' worth checking out. In the article, the consultant endorses Deans remark about trucks and the confederate flag. Give it a read..


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Sunday, June 12, 2005

Morons!

You know...

I was thinking of doing a post on the whole new set of Downing Street memos making the rounds this morning.

/bile=on

But you know what? Fuck it! I am with Atrios on this one. I am sick, absolutely sick-to-fucking-death of disgorging more rising bile over crap that you people should have known in the first place.

"But how were we supposed to know..." yes, I hear the whining even in my sleep now. You were supposed to know because all of us were telling you so, morons!

Kind of reminds of the words of Bill Hicks: "Interesting style, Bill...you say something that's kind of funny and then you tell us you hate us..."

Absolute fucking morons! You are all going to get the country you deserve. I am so completely past tired of hearing people whinge and whine about the state of things. You had your chance to fix this, but you were too busy watching the Michael Jackson trial or voting for American Idol contestants to pay attention.

At this point, I hope they do bring back the draft. I really do. I hope they have to come for you at the airport and drag you away to the induction center and they next thing you know, you've got your ass in the grass and wondering how you got there.

I'll tell you how you got there...you voted yourself there. Good job. Drop us a letter sometime, let us know how it's going.

I am not interested in hearing excuses of ignorance anymore. I am so not interested in that. My friends and I have been shouting this (literally) from the rooftops for more than four fucking years now! At some point you folks have got to take a little responsibility for this.

Either way, I have had it up to here *indicates suborbital ridge with horizontal hand motion* with all of this. It has come to the point where I am starting to really believe you are just happy being lied to, as long as you get to be on the side that's helping others to just get over, then fine. It's not that you don't get it, it's that you just don't give a rat's ass. Well fine then, you all are cordially invited to just go to hell.

/bile=off

mojo sends

Friday, June 10, 2005

Back and to the left...

So in light of the most recent polling regardng the Presidents falling approval ratings, how long before one of the following occurs:

  1. Someone is arrested and proclaimed to be the "nth" 9/11 hijacker, planning new attacks, or a "high level" Al Queda leader who was a close confidant of Usama Bin Laden
  2. The Alert level is raised to threat level Megalon and hapless Red Staters are sent scurrying to Lowes and Home Depot for a new supply of Duct Tape and plastic sheeting.
  3. An amazing new victory in the war on whomever where Imperial forces, fighting the terrorist droid armies in the outer rim, rack up another decisive victory.

Place your bets folks....No matter how many shots you think you hear from the Book Despository, keep your eyes on the grassy knoll....

Insert quotation here.


Insert the vengeful, apocalyptic wrath of the space-God Jehovah-1 here.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

More Dark Comedy From The Religious Weird

So, I'm surfing Evangelical Outpost, because— well, I do that sort of thing so You Don't Have To. And I find a link to this bit of weirdness penned by an editor for some Christian magazine called Touchstone.

[...]
This is because of my overall philosophy of childrearing. I am aiming to raise up violent sons.
[...]
The Star Wars movie offered the opportunity to talk through these issues of cosmic struggle with my boys. And to place such themes in context of what they already know from the most blessedly violent bedtime stories they hear every day: the Holy Scriptures.


I've given you just a small taste of the exquisite silliness. Click through the link to see the good bits. You'll think it's parody, but it looks to me like the dude is serious. He actually thinks the way to raise up "violent sons"— which he seems to think is a good idea— is to take them to see Star Wars: Episode III and have a good talk through the issues afterward.

When I finally stop laughing my ass completely off over this, I'm going to have to downsize my estimate of the threat these people really pose to my lifestyle. Something tells me his sons are gonna be absolute pussies. (The daughters, on the other hand, may still pose a problem...)

Thursday, June 02, 2005

So the conservative clowns at this place decided to list the 10 most harmful books of the 19th and 20th Centuries. Peruse at your leisure. Bask in the baleful glare of mooks who have drained the final dregs of the Kool-Aid, where John Dewey and Alfred Kinsey are the villians. Just for grins, here is a partial list of the most harmful of the last 200 years:


Mein Kampf by Adolph Hilter - Unlike many of the books on the Conservative list, Mein Kampf advocates exactly what occured in Nazi Germany, a horrific foray into industrialized genocide. A horrific and genuinely evil piece of trash.

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion - a anti-semitic tract cooked up by Czarist regime of the Romanovs in the late 19th century. It has become a crucial element in antisemitic movements ever since. It is completely fictitious and, like Mein Kampf, a deranged piece of propaganda designed to committ egregious harm on innocent people.

Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand - A worthless piece of fiction supporting a worthless philosophey advocating greed and self interest. The true inspiraton for the current economic philosphy of today's republican party, and it truly reflects their delusional grasp on reality.

The Turner Diaries A nauseating racist diatribe that rivals Mein Kampg in it's malignant intentions. A prime inspiration for the murderous rampages of Timmy McViegh and Eric Rudolph. Hundreds of people have died as a result of the hatred advocated by this book.

There's more, but even contemplating this list has made me want to step away for a time...Please add your thoughts..

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Just In Time For Body-Bag Day

A diary on DailyKos that is guaranteed to piss off just about everyone but the Dalai Lama himself.

(Oh, you're already full up with piss? Well then, sorry about that. Pass it along to someone who needs it more than you do.)

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Somebody Please Tell Me This Is A Joke

A Minnesota appeals court has ruled that the presence of encryption software on a computer may be viewed as evidence of criminal intent.
[...] "We find that evidence of appellant's Internet use and the existence of an encryption program on his computer was at least somewhat relevant to the state's case against him," Judge R.A. Randall wrote in an opinion dated May 3.

Randall favorably cited testimony given by retired police officer Brooke Schaub, who prepared a computer forensics report--called an EnCase Report--for the prosecution. Schaub testified that PGP "can basically encrypt any file" and "other than the National Security Agency," nobody could break it.

The court didn't say that police had unearthed any encrypted files or how it would view the use of standard software like OS X's FileVault. [...]
The original case was, of course, an Internet child-porn conviction. So now, just because I have a copy of PGP on my computer, which I installed for legitimate business purposes, a court can argue that it's evidence of my criminal intent.

If they're going to call me a criminal just for doing my job, then I might as well become a professional criminal.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Return Of The Five O'Clock Follies

Via Bernhard, over at Moon of Alabama, the excellent complement to Billmon's Whiskey Bar, we learn today that American military officials are, once again, in the business of reporting inflated body counts to the press.

His post is just so fscking excellent that I have to reprint it verbatim here. Sue me.
"We don't do body counts," Gen. Tommy Franks said.

That has changed ...

Juan Cole wrote this morning:

The remarkable thing about the operation was the claim by the US to have killed 100 guerrillas, a new move in the propaganda wars. ... The problem with giving out such numbers, however, is that sooner or later there will be another scandal.

We did not have to wait long for the obvious scandal to unfold.

James Janega, a reporter for the Chicago Tribune embedded with US troops in western Iraq, reports form the combat zone:
Though military commanders in Baghdad announced that 100 insurgent fighters were killed in the early fighting, along with three Marines, [Col. Stephen] Davis' [, commander of Marine Regimental Combat Team 2, responsible for this rugged corner of Anbar province near the Syrian border], figures were lower. He said "a couple of dozen" insurgents had been killed in Ubaydi, about 10 at another river crossing near Al Qaim, and several who were killed by air strikes north of the river.

Apparently Colonel Davis did not get the brief from Central Disinformation Command,  Baghdad, that was distributed via the Associated Press. But the Main Stream Media did get it, and swallowed its content - as usual - hook, line and sinker:

Wapo: Marines Kill 100 Fighters In Sanctuary Near Syria,
NYT: 100 Rebels Killed in U.S. Offensive in Western Iraq,
Boston Globe: US kills 100 militants in Iraq offensive,
Guardian: U.S. Attack in Iraq Kills 100 Insurgents,
CBS News: U.S.: 100 Militants Killed In Iraq,
NPR: U.S. Offensive Kills 100 Insurgents in Iraq,
Indianapolis Star: U.S. assault leaves 100 militants dead,
ABC News: U.S. Attack in Iraq Kills 100 Insurgents,
Washington Times: Major U.S. attack kills up to 100,
SF Chronicle: U.S. Attack in Iraq Kills 100 Insurgents,
St.Petersburg Times: U.S. raids in Iraq kill 100 militants,
NY Post: TROOPS KILL 100 ZARQAWI GOONS,
Pakistan Tribune: US forces kill 100 militants near Syrian border,
CNN: U.S.: 100 insurgents killed near Iraq-Syria border,
Muslim American Society: U.S. Kills 100 in Iraq Offensive, 
Gulf Daily News: 100 rebels die in US offensive",
South Coast Today: U.S. corners al-Zarqawi followers 100 militants killed in sweep



"And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn! Next stop, Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates.
Ain't no time to wonder why. Yippie! We're all gonna die!"
    --Country Joe and the Fish.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

So I was checking out the New Ariania Huffington Blog, and I stumbled across a post by Jim Lampley, a sportswriter and TV journalists who works for the Networks. Now, typically, I despise all Television "journalists" , although my true burning hatred is reserved for local Television newscasters and the evil they do everday. But I like a few, and Lamps is one of them. He is a frequent guest on Jim Romes radio show, and is an erudite, articulate guest with a real take. My estimation of Lampley increased enormously with a blast on the Huffington blog about the theft of the election. Check out the whole thing. Here is a taste:
Karl Rove isn't capable of conceiving and executing such a grandiose crime? Wake up. They did it. The silence of traditional media on this subject is enough to establish their newfound bankruptcy. The revolution will have to start here. I challenge every other thinker at the Huffington Post: is there any greater imperative than to reverse this crime and reestablish democracy in America? Why the mass silence? Let's go to work with the circumstantial evidence, begin to narrow from the outside in, and find some witnesses who will turn. That's how they cracked Watergate. This is bigger, and I never dreamed I would say that in my baby boomer lifetime.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Are you a Republican? Fess up hippie!

Ever wondered if you have scrubbed the last dirty vestiges of the GOP out of your system. Take the test and determine how much of you is a Republican. My result was:


2% Republican. You are a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)

Now..all I need to do is get the last 2% out..hmmmm......

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Can We Say The Word "Impeachment" Yet?

Sometimes, you really should click on the links in that Buzzflash box in the rightmost column down the page a bit. Greg Palast has launched another rocket from his underground bunker.
Here it is. The smoking gun. The memo that has "IMPEACH HIM" written all over it.

The top-level government memo marked "SECRET AND STRICTLY PERSONAL," dated eight months before Bush sent us into Iraq, following a closed meeting with the President, reads, "Military action was now seen as inevitable. Bush wanted to remove Saddam through military action justified by the conjunction of terrorism and WMD. But the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy."

Read that again: "The intelligence and facts were being fixed...."

[...]

He writes another three hundred words or so of white hot screed, and concludes with one of the most wry quips I've seen in a long time.
My friend Daniel Ellsberg once said that what's good about the American people is that you have to lie to them. What's bad about Americans is that it's so easy to do.

Yeah. Once again, I have to ask: can we say the word "impeachment" yet?

Why does everyone look at me like I'm invoking the curse of an ancient Welsh dæmonic power when I propose that perhaps an independent prosecutor should be appointed to investigate whether President Bush committed a High Crime in ordering the invasion of Iraq on a fraudulent basis?

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Now For Some More Bad News... Ready?

Via Ian Welsh at BOP News, we learn that some hospitals in Colorado are now giving female rape victims ovulation tests before they decide whether to mention the option of emergency contraception. Read about it here [The Denver Post].

Hey, look— I'm really sorry if all this reproductive health politics stuff gives you the squickies. However, I can't say when I'm gonna hit my tolerance limit and just go dark on the subject— just like I have gone dark on a whole host of other subjects.

Monday, April 25, 2005

The Born-Alive Infants Protection Act of 2002

Via Atrios over the weekend, I found this interesting article in The Washington Post. Apparently, among the many strange effects of the Born-Alive Infants Protection Act of 2002—commonly called the "partial birth abortion" law— you can now declare your miscarriages as child dependents on your Federal taxes in the year you had them. According to the Post, the Bush Administrati have recently starting publicizing the lesser-known effects of the law.

I wonder why they took so much time to get around to it. Here's the concluding two paragraphs:
HHS officials distributed news of its decision to advocacy groups before the media briefing.

The most significant impact of the 2002 law, Grimes said, was a record-keeping change. Previously, a miscarriage before viability was classified as a spontaneous abortion. Under the new provision, it is recorded as a live birth followed by a neonatal death, and parents can claim the child as a tax deduction for that year, he said.


Hmmm. I don't remember my tax software asking me if my family had any miscarriages last year.

Why would the Administrati think it's a good idea to remind cash-strapped families to make sure they declare their miscarriages as live children for tax purposes? There are hundreds of thousands (millions?) of "spontaneous abortions"— oops, sorry... live births followed by neonatal death— every year in America. That's a lot of tax deductions we're talking about here.

I'm just wondering about the fiscal impact of this record-keeping change.

Okay, I'm also marveling at the wicked genius of how the Administrati is using the partial-birth abortion ban to roll back reproductive health care rights. Does anyone else but me remember how this law was sold to us as just a ban on late-term abortions? I know, I know.

Welcome to Gilead, ladies. Don't say we didn't try to warn you.

Friday, April 22, 2005

More Wireless Network Foo

Sean reaches out and pushes the big red button on my forehead— the one which makes the sign light up that says, "Don't push this button again." Or something.

It's like this. Some wiggler named Brendan Koerner, who is a contributing editor at Wired and a fellow at something called the New America Foundation (gurk!), has written an article for Legal Affairs Magazine called License To Wardrive. It's about the ongoing argument among legal scholars— and other dangerous elements in our society who need to be watched at all times— about issues revolving around wireless network security. The technology we are talking about is one of the main things I do with my time in my day job, so I have an informed opinion about this stuff. And I've posted about it here before.

Mr. Koerner gets up my nose right from the start. He sets up camp in my sinuses and dares me to come after him with a flamethrower and a crate full of concussion grenades. Let's see if I can maintain an orderly disposition, shall we?

Here's where he sends me straight to the munitions locker:
If you've ever booted up your laptop, scanned the area for unsecured wireless networks, and hopped onto the Internet on someone else's dime, you're a thief.

No. No. No. You are not. You are simply NOT.

I do this all the time. Lots of people do this all the time. It's perfectly legal. You are taking advantage of a complimentary service. When you go into the supermarket and you eat one of the free samples of whatever, are you stealing? No. They're giving something away for free to anyone who wants it. Why they're doing that is their business.

Koerner continues:
Swiping a little connectivity may be a relatively benign crime, and the victim likely won't know he's being victimized. Yet given that cable modem or DSL service contracts usually forbid subscribers from sharing bandwidth with strangers, it's technically illegal. That's the case whether the owner of the wireless network made the conscious decision to open his connection to all comers, or whether he doesn't realize that any passerby with a wireless card can leech off his bandwidth.

Ah yes— there's that word: victimized. This is the first signal that he's about to become outright dangerous. Follow along with me as I explain.

As I have mentioned elsewhere, I deliberately operate an open, unsecured wireless network in my home. I just checked the Acceptable Use Policy from my ISP, just to be sure, and yup— there is nothing in there that forbids me from doing this. Specifically, there is nothing that requires me to take any steps to prevent other individuals from accessing the Internet over my DSL line.

However, even if I were contractually obligated to secure access to my DSL service, the argument is just silly. The first question Koerner should be asking is whether such a contract is even enforceable. If he can get over that hurdle, then he gets to face the more difficult one: establishing that you're a thief because I'm violating my contract and letting you use the Internet from my house without first getting to know you as a friend.

He continues:
But that clear prohibition against stealing a connection can get fuzzy. What if you're only checking to see whether a network is open for all comers, and then you pass that information along to a friend? Or what if you publish the network's location on a website, so that anyone who swings by can log on, perhaps for illicit purposes?

At this point, he goes off to review a recently published book on the ethics of wardriving, which is what the activity he's talking about is called. When he's done with summarizing, he starts criticizing thusly:

This is where Ryan delves into a lengthy, somewhat drab argument for the legality of wardriving. Not that he isn't convincing: He dredges up several cases, as well as an FBI memorandum, that pretty clearly show that doing no more than noting a wireless network's location won't lead to anyone's conviction.

Yet there's something frustratingly academic about Ryan's rhetorical gymnastics in support of wardriving's legality. As he admits, "the premise that wardriving is legal relies on a narrowly construed and somewhat arcane distinction between viewing or recording the existence of open networks and accessing those networks." Yes, wardriving may be legal as a result of legal hairsplitting, but who cares? As Ryan acknowledges, wardrivers know that they're abetting the covert use of Wi-Fi connections by unauthorized people. So should wardrivers be considered accessories to computer trespass?

Notice how both Koerner and Ryan (the author of the book he's reviewing) have adopted as uncontested fact the premise that accessing an unsecured W-Fi network is a crime. Ryan, it turns out, isn't going too far out on the ledge, but Koerner jumps off into thin air.

Let's get out into the open what Koerner is really concerned about. He's not concerned about wardrivers who just want to know where they can get Internet access without paying for it themselves. Neither does he seem terribly troubled by the collection of people who are interested in measuring the market for companies that specialize in the service of helping naïve users secure their residential networks against unauthorized use. His big panic, like that of so many others, is the small group of people with malicious intent.

Have a look in the AU policy from my ISP that I linked above. It says:
Any prohibited or illegal activity that affects Sonic.net, Inc., its agents, equipment or customers is punishable to the full extent of the law, and Sonic.net Inc. will hold you responsible for any damage caused by your actions, whether intentional or unintentional. You are strictly prohibited from using your account other than as outlined in this Acceptable Use Policy and will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law if you do so illegally (see Enforcement section).

Let's imagine for a moment that a Fiend uses my open Wi-Fi network to do something illegal that causes damage (use your imagination). This clause in the contract says they can sue my ass to recover from any damages they suffer because of something prohibited or illegal that I did. Operating an unsecured Wi-Fi network with access to the Internet is NOT illegal or prohibited. We don't even have a legal precedent that says I'm being negligent by operating an unsecured network. So, when the Fiend uses my network to commit a fiendish act, guess what— it's the Fiend who is responsible for it, not me.

This is as it should be. Unfortunately, Koerner finds this deeply unsatisfying. Why? Because he wants the authorization to use the Internet to be something that is always explicitly granted to specific individuals, and never something given away on a first-come first-served basis to anyone who wanders by a wireless access point. Money must change hands— and, one suspects, it must leave a paper trail in the process.

The motivation for wanting to do this is simple: he wants to be able to identify fiends and punish them when they commit fiendish acts, and unsecured Wi-Fi networks (particularly those that use a function called a Network Address Translator, i.e. almost all of them) make it harder for the cops to tell who is using any particular Internet access point (though, how much harder is an interesting question that almost nobody understands— and I have a very well-educated guess that it's not very much harder at all).

The solution, in this simple-minded world, is to make every ISP customer responsible for securing access to the Internet through their equipment. But that doesn't reduce the ability of fiends to commit fiendish acts. All it does is make it easier to frame an innocent ISP customer for a crime that would otherwise go completely without prosecution. It creates an enormous burden of risk for the small retail Internet service customer without doing anything to promote the aggregate welfare of the Internet user community as a whole. It puts Joe Sixpack user directly into an arms race with technologically sophisticated network crackers, with the risk of criminal prosecution (for cyber-terrorism, maybe!) as a possible penalty for losing.

It doesn't help the cops or ISP's know who is the real user of the equipment from which a malicious operation is mounted. It only allows them to point the finger of blame at the owner of the equipment immediately downstream from their demarcation point.

Koerner, for a brief moment, breezes right past all this with a misguided swipe at equipment manufacturers:
Ryan does a better job in calling for Wi-Fi equipment providers to assume some of the responsibility for the woeful state of wireless Internet security. He makes the salient point that these companies have done a poor job of educating consumers about how to secure their networks, and may be exposed to civil action as a result. It is hard to believe that the Linksys and Netgears of the world can't better streamline their security processes, or even turn on encryption schemes by default.

Let's see... my ISP thinks it's my responsibility to educate myself about current law and regulations, so that I don't intentionally or unintentionally do anything illegal or prohibited. That's all good. What I don't get is how it's not my fault I don't know enough about how to control access to the Internet through my equipment— it's the fault of the people who made my Wi-Fi gear? Sigh. That's exactly backwards from his earlier premise.

The Wi-Fi equipment my employers sell comes out of its box unconfigured for an unsecured network. There's a very good reason for that. It's intentionally designed to be easy to just plug into the power and connect an ethernet cable to it from your cable/DSL modem. My employers were the first to the consumer market with a Wi-Fi access point, and the other manufacturers have copied the design— because it's a good design.

The setup assistant that comes with the device defaults to WPA security. It expects to communicate with the device over the wireless link. How do you have the unit come out of the box with a secure network and still be accessible by an average user from the setup assistant? This problem is more difficult than Koerner thinks. It's extremely difficult actually.

The obvious thing to do is to prevent the device from forwarding packets until it's been configured by the setup assistant, right? Wrong. If you do that, people buy the equipment, plug it in, and it doesn't work. Then, without even reading the instructions or opening the envelope with the disc containing the setup assistant, they pack the unit back into the box, take it to the store and demand a refund. Really, they do. There is just too much money to be lost by not making the unit fully functional right out of the box.

I really doubt that LinkSys and Netgear can do enough to keep average consumers from inadvertently setting up unsecured home Wi-Fi networks without being forced. The only way this "problem" will get addressed realistically, is to make the operation of unauthenticated Wi-Fi access to the Internet a crime and make it illegal to make, sell or possess the equipment for it. And by "realistically" of course I mean: surrealistically. That's where guys like Koerner are going— whether they know it or not. And that's why I say they're dangerous.

Look. My point is very simple. Before we start arresting people for operating unsecured Wi-Fi access to the Internet, we should ask whose interests are really served by that kind of policing system. Do not assume it's in the interest of public safety just because the Department of Homeland Security says it is— they have zero credibility on that issue. The real players who stand to benefit from this are incumbent network service providers, i.e. telephone and cable television companies. Anything that makes you have to pay them a monthly fee, instead of just borrowing some service from a friend of yours who has already paid for it, just fuels their network effect— which is the very thing that gives them an unfair advantage in the market by maintaining an artificially high barrier to entry for their competitors.

By playing the "security" card, guys like Koerner are playing right into the hands of the incumbent network service providers, who already enjoy egregiously high monopoly rent privileges in the market. At the same time, they're doing absolutely nothing but sheer wankery in the area of public safety— which seems to be the new American pastime, now that major league baseball is nothing more than a drug cult.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Chris Nolan offers up an interesting take on the Open Source movement:

It's this sense of the dangers that come from sacrificing control that lie behind computer geeks' talk about open source systems. Some of the embrace of open-source is idealistic, a belief in collaboration and co-operation. But some of it is also cynical in its appreciation of the ways in which power can corrupt. Open source fights power with transparency, which – socially and in a host of other ways -- restrains individual power. Friedman likes open source because it sounds nice and appears to grant ultimate freedom; besides everyone in Silicon Valley thinks it's cool. But it's better to like open source – which the Constitution in Exile folks would probably regard as an abridgement of property rights – as a policing system.
Earlier in that same piece, Chris appears to be sounding the alarm about the Constitution in Exile crowd:
On Sunday, we got a look at this conversation from another angle when Jeffrey Rosen's "The Unregulated Offensive," appeared in The New York Times Magazine. It's a wonderful – and scary – look at a group of dedicated conservative legal scholars who are working to overturn the theories and supports that justify the existence of almost every U.S. regulatory agency out there, from the Federal Communications Commission to the Environmental Protection Agency. This Libertarian-inspired movement isn't a trivial one; in fact it's cutting-edge legal theory. And it shouldn't be dismissed. It's strength – conscious or not – comes from an increasing common belief on both sides of the political spectrum that government cripples individual's rights. It can't be a coincidence that this belief is rising up at the same time that on-line activity – the ability, say, to IM someone in Beijing – is increasing individual's power to control their economic destiny. I know a little bit about this last part first-hand. You're reading the results.



Paging the ghost of Mark Hanna and JP Morgan. Please begin the final phase of the reestablishment of the age of the Robber Barons.

Don't be vexed America..continue Consuming...

Friday, April 15, 2005

So Come To The Conventicle, Bring Along A Pentacle...

Via the moonbats at AMERICAblog, comes a report from The Grey Skanky Ho about the latest gathering of cultists to snag a celebrity appearance by the leadership of the U.S. Senate.
WASHINGTON, April 14 - As the Senate heads toward a showdown over the rules governing judicial confirmations, Senator Bill Frist, the majority leader, has agreed to join a handful of prominent Christian conservatives in a telecast portraying Democrats as "against people of faith" for blocking President Bush's nominees.

Oh. My. Gawd. Y'all, are we ever in hicksville. Read the whole article.

Many of our moonbat friends are overreacting to this nonsense, if you ask me. The Senate is not yet a theocracy. Theocracies are actually run by theocrats. These guys are merely low-rent streetwalkers, working the neighborhood where we have zoned off all the dope fiends and whorehoppers— to keep all the high-risk debtors in a confined space where we can watch them all at once. For these guys to become a theocracy, they're going to have to develop a theology first— and they've got a long row to hoe before they crack that nut.

That doesn't mean they aren't dangerous as hell. But let's be honest here, boys and girls. This isn't an uprising of activism to defend against political attacks by liberals and Democrats against the interests of religious Christian people. These people Senator Frist is hopping into bed with are straight-up armageddon cultists and their only objectives are the expansion of their anti-Christian cult and its idolatry before God, as well as preparation for an imaginary apocalypse foretold to them by occult divination.

People. Please try to keep your eye on the bouncing Elder Sign here. Our problem is not with Christians. Our problem is with the alien shit-fiends pretending to be Christians while they work tirelessly for the return of the Old Ones and the destruction of humanity.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

This is very much freaking me out. Brother Wolcott articulated the sense of real dread I've been getting by reading the financial media for the past few weeks. Another little piece of the "dreads" is an observation made by Bruce Bartlett (via Delong) and others that the Treasury Department is suffering from a vast brain drain of talent, due to in large part the evisceration of the Department by the West Wing in their facist determination to filter all policy decisions through the Dominionist policy-O-Matic. Economic policy is made to maximize the political benefit for GOP without regard to the policy experts at Treasury. Yes, I know this isn't exactly "news", but it looks on it's face like the market indicators are escalating to Code Alert Megalon, and the lack of a first rate policy team at Treasury will make any financial crisis exponentially worse.

That is going to come in really handy if there is a rapid dollar devaluation or some other rapidly escalating fiscal situation. Nothing will instill confidence in the markets more than knowing that Karl Rove is making sure James Dobson is happy before he issues a policy decision to Treasury.

Wait, I forgot. Heterosexual marriage is being threatened by the Imperial Battle Fleets of the Radical Homesexual Lobby. Whew! For a moment there I lost faith in the eternal benevolence of the free market. I know the market will never, ever, EVER, hurt me. It's only the carriers of the "gay" that can threaten my family, not an impending financial meltdown compounded by the dismantling of an essential leadership team in the Governments most important fiscal policy arm.

Outstanding work Red State...AGAIN!





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Monday, April 11, 2005

The Unitarian Jihad

Apologies if you have already seen this. SFO local boy Jon Carroll brings news of the Unitarian Jihad. I am <reaction type='amused' adverb='vastly'/>.

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.


Be sure to check out The First Reformed Unitarian Name Generator where you can get your very own codename.

Behold!
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Joyous Orbital Laser of Serene Tranquility. What's yours?

Update: I would like to have it noted for the record that Brother Carroll's concluding sentence is a real keeper. I hereby introduce a motion that we append the following item to our designated list of approved slogans:
There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Update, The Younger: The wingnuts at Wizbang! have sounded the alarm. You gotta check out the comments. For example:

I'm not sure whether to laugh or bang my head against the keyboard.
Posted by: SilverBubble at April 10, 2005 08:48 PM

It would appear that the aim of the Unitarian Jihad to spread an absence-of-panic is running into some implementation difficulties.