Here is my favorite part:
According to several Pentagon officials, the strategic communications programs at the Defense Department are being coordinated by the office of the undersecretary of Defense for policy, Douglas J. Feith.Sweet. Give the worst screwups in the Government another important task, and drive Colin Powell out on a rail. Of course, today we recieved the news that Feith and his cracker jack team will be reupped for the new term. Mmmmm.....
"Mr. President, this is Alice, she's visiting from the other side of the looking-glass. She's intrigued by our strange upside down world. What's that? Off with her head? Right away sir!"
Insert the vengeful, apocalyptic wrath of the space-God Jehovah-1 here. Please.