Tuesday, January 27, 2004


It's official, The Massachusetts Mangler, JK has dropped as serious *ass-kicking* on his rival Howard Dean by a stunning 15 point margin.

With more than 60 percent of the state reporting in, there looks like whatever bump that Howard Dean was looking at in the polls in the last 72 hours completely disinetegrated at zero-hour.

Our special mentat oracles deep in the bowels of the Mojohaus headquarters are even now calculating the chances that Dean will even be in this thing in two weeks time. Kerry looks nigh on unbeatable at this moment. He has not had to spend a dime in any of the next dozen states, and he will already be going in with a 10 point lead in the polls right out of the box.

This is the deal, folks! And before you get talking, no, there will not be a Howard Dean vice presidency...the ticket will be Kerry/Edwards, or Kerry/Clark. And either of those will be formidable combinations against the Bush juggernaut.

mojo out

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