Tuesday, September 27, 2005

When do they send Godzilla and Monster Zero?

From USA Today

just feel the burn...

"an Idaho weatherman says Japan's Yakuza mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge itself for the Hiroshima atom bomb attack — and that this technology will soon be wielded again to hit another U.S. city."

Outstanding! Finally someone out there really GETS IT! When in doubt, blame the Japs and the Russkies, right Red State? Get off FEMA's back hippies. It's not the morally bankrupt and clownish incompentence of the Bush Administration in the face of a natural event. Hell NO! It's a super-secret, ultra -groove Russkie SuperWeapon in the hands of tatooed Japanese gangsters.

Doesn't this sound like an episode of the Six Million Dollar Man or some other ridiculous 70's or 80 TV show? "Steve, you and Jamie need to parachute into Tokyo to prevent the Yakuza from destorying New Orleans. "

We MUST get this weatherman to Los Angeles. He will fit in perfectly among the horrific NewsBots that spend three hours a day scaring the shit out of Southern California with stories about drive-by's, murders and lost white women. I might actually watch local affiliate news if the weatherman was likely to break off a Russian Super Weapon forecast. As a matter of fact, give him Al Rokers job. They need a ratings bump and it' wouldn't be the most craven thing the morning network circle jerks have done for ratings.

War all Cold War Retro Weatherman conspiracy theories...


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