- Someone is arrested and proclaimed to be the "nth" 9/11 hijacker, planning new attacks, or a "high level" Al Queda leader who was a close confidant of Usama Bin Laden
- The Alert level is raised to threat level Megalon and hapless Red Staters are sent scurrying to Lowes and Home Depot for a new supply of Duct Tape and plastic sheeting.
- An amazing new victory in the war on whomever where Imperial forces, fighting the terrorist droid armies in the outer rim, rack up another decisive victory.
Place your bets folks....No matter how many shots you think you hear from the Book Despository, keep your eyes on the grassy knoll....
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Insert the vengeful, apocalyptic wrath of the space-God Jehovah-1 here.