Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Pray For Safety, You Mugs!

Via a trail of broken links, we find this executive order at WhiteHouse.Gov (emphasis mine):
Executive Order: Responsibilities of the Department of Homeland Security with Respect to Faith-Based and Community Initiatives

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and in order to help the Federal Government coordinate a national effort to expand opportunities for faith-based and other community organizations and to strengthen their capacity to better meet America's social and community needs, it is hereby ordered as follows:

Section 1. Establishment of a Center for Faith-Based and Community Initiatives at the Department of Homeland Security.
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Sec. 2. Purpose of Center. The purpose of the Center shall be to coordinate agency efforts to eliminate regulatory, contracting, and other programmatic obstacles to the participation of faith-based and other community organizations in the provision of social and community services.

Sec. 3. Responsibilities of the Center for Faith-Based and Community Initiatives. In carrying out the purpose set forth in section 2 of this order, the Center shall:

(a) conduct, in coordination with the WHOFBCI Director, a department-wide audit to identify all existing barriers to the participation of faith-based and other community organizations in the delivery of social and community services by the Department, including but not limited to regulations, rules, orders, procure-ment, and other internal policies and practices, and outreach activities that unlawfully discriminate against, or otherwise discourage or disadvantage the participation of faith-based and other community organizations in Federal programs;

(b) coordinate a comprehensive departmental effort to incorporate faith-based and other community organizations in Department programs and initiatives to the greatest extent possible;
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See? Don't let anybody tell you the White House didn't learn from Hurricane Katrina and Rita that something needed to be done to improve government disaster response efforts! The power of prayer will save America from the evildoers who are doing evil everywhere. Thank God the Bush Administration is spending taxpayer dollars to sponsor certain churches as paragovernment organizations within the Ministry of Fatherland Security.

Maybe next, the Bush Administration will give up on fiscal policy and turn to prayer at the Treasury Department.

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