WASHINGTON, April 14 - As the Senate heads toward a showdown over the rules governing judicial confirmations, Senator Bill Frist, the majority leader, has agreed to join a handful of prominent Christian conservatives in a telecast portraying Democrats as "against people of faith" for blocking President Bush's nominees.
Oh. My. Gawd. Y'all, are we ever in hicksville. Read the whole article.
Many of our moonbat friends are overreacting to this nonsense, if you ask me. The Senate is not yet a theocracy. Theocracies are actually run by theocrats. These guys are merely low-rent streetwalkers, working the neighborhood where we have zoned off all the dope fiends and whorehoppers— to keep all the high-risk debtors in a confined space where we can watch them all at once. For these guys to become a theocracy, they're going to have to develop a theology first— and they've got a long row to hoe before they crack that nut.
That doesn't mean they aren't dangerous as hell. But let's be honest here, boys and girls. This isn't an uprising of activism to defend against political attacks by liberals and Democrats against the interests of religious Christian people. These people Senator Frist is hopping into bed with are straight-up armageddon cultists and their only objectives are the expansion of their anti-Christian cult and its idolatry before God, as well as preparation for an imaginary apocalypse foretold to them by occult divination.
People. Please try to keep your eye on the bouncing Elder Sign here. Our problem is not with Christians. Our problem is with the alien shit-fiends pretending to be Christians while they work tirelessly for the return of the Old Ones and the destruction of humanity.