Monday, April 11, 2005

The Unitarian Jihad

Apologies if you have already seen this. SFO local boy Jon Carroll brings news of the Unitarian Jihad. I am <reaction type='amused' adverb='vastly'/>.

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

Be sure to check out The First Reformed Unitarian Name Generator where you can get your very own codename.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Joyous Orbital Laser of Serene Tranquility. What's yours?

Update: I would like to have it noted for the record that Brother Carroll's concluding sentence is a real keeper. I hereby introduce a motion that we append the following item to our designated list of approved slogans:
There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Update, The Younger: The wingnuts at Wizbang! have sounded the alarm. You gotta check out the comments. For example:

I'm not sure whether to laugh or bang my head against the keyboard.
Posted by: SilverBubble at April 10, 2005 08:48 PM

It would appear that the aim of the Unitarian Jihad to spread an absence-of-panic is running into some implementation difficulties.

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