The Department of Classified Disclosures

According to The New Pravda, the President ordered the leak secret declassification of selected portions of the 2002 National Intelligence Estimate in the "public interest" of rebutting critics of the administration, but— get this— it was for undisclosed purposes other than directing Lewis Libby to secretly disclose the secretly declassified portions to undisclosed reporters at The New Pravda.

I'm going to die laughing at this comedy.