[...] The time has come, though, to go on national television and say you were wrong, and you've changed your mind. About immigration.Emphasis is mine, by the way.
Give a major speech in prime time. Say that you still think that a long-term solution to the immigration issue should include a guest worker program. Acknowledge, however, that many Americans disagree and there is currently no consensus on a long-range policy. Say that, more fundamentally, you're now convinced that our first priority has to be getting control over our borders. Until we control our borders, and know who is coming and going, any immigration policy we may announce will be meaningless anyway.
So, discussion about long-term approaches to immigration will continue. But in the meantime, your priority will be securing the borders and enforcing the laws currently on the books. Which means that the crackdown on employers of illegals will be expanded. Announce some specific measures to begin securing the Mexican border, preferably including some kind of fence.
This simple act will cause your approval ratings to begin rebounding, re-energize Republicans, and assure that the party keeps its Congressional majorities in November. If you really want to get the conservative base back in your corner, go and meet with the Minutemen--on camera--and tell them you appreciate what they're doing.
That's step one. Here's step two. [...]
I'm sorry. I read that and almost herniated myself from uncontrolled laughter. Yeah, that would be so awesome. (I'd inline a picture from the page behind that link, but I'm behind an application firewall at the moment that prevents uploading images to blogger.)