Thursday, October 12, 2006

Clutching My Head Like A Stunned Macaque

The amazing reality bending powers of the George W. Bush, the President of the United States of America:
These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th.
Even the Gregorian Calendar is in league with Al Qaeda.

p.s. Apparently, we have always been at war with North Asia. North, you lumpheads, north! Not east, north!

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