Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Scoreboard

Okay, look... We're all disappointed that (apparently) Rove is going to skate in the Plame matter and there will be no new shiny bike under the Fitzmas tree this year...

But before we all decide to lemming off the Golden Gate in our final dark despair, let's take just a moment to reflect on those things we did receive this year and be thankful:

On Trial, Indicted or In Jail:
Jack Abramhoff, GOP influence peddler and professional scumbag; Rep. Duke Cunningham, top gun fighter pilot and sleazy graft artist; Tom Noe, Ohio GOP fixer, rare coin dealer; Bob Ney, Ohio GOP Rep. and fixer, rare coin enthusiast; Gov. Bob Taft, Misuse of state funds/ethics violations, also likes rare coins; James Tobin professional GOP election ratfscker and would be one-man telco; Lewis "Scooter" Libby Vice President Big Time's conciliegri; Tom "The Hammer" Delay, Former GOP House Leader and leg breaker, scourge of fellow insects, Michael "Lil Hammer" Scanlon, former Delay bagman; David H. Safavian, Head of Procurement Policy, Office of Management and Budget, former Chief of Staff, General Service Administration, Abramhoff homonculi;...

Still Under Investigation:
Too many to go into...

If you want to see a pretty complete list, check out the Wayne Madsen Report scorecard for a good enumeration of the GOP Culture of Corruption...

So, yeah, there will probably always be that blank space on the wall of the trophy room we reserved for Rove's head. But hey, look around, it's been a good hunting season overall... And it ain't over yet...

mojo sends

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